A carpet layer had just finished carpeting a big room and decided he wanted a smoke, so he started looking around for his cigarettes and noticed a lump in the carpet. Frustrated and not wanting to re-do anything, he grabbed a hammer and pounded the lump flat. The next day the old lady who'd hired him for the job called and told him he'd forgotten a pack of cigarettes, and asked "By the way, did you happen to see my canary while you were working, he seems to have gotten out of his cage again?"
gee... poor birdie
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