Monday, March 9, 2009

The Decapitated Motorcyclist


A Man on a motorcycle was passing an eighteen-wheeler carrying sheet metal when one of the sheets shifted and neatly cut off the driver's head. His headless body continued on it's path by the semi. The driver saw the headless cyclist and immediately had a heart-attack, and his truck swerved into a bus-stop full of people.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009


JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA

THIS IS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY !!!! -although kind of late!-

Thursday, February 12, 2009

candyman


Candyman is an urban legend about the ghost of a slave who returns from the dead in search of revenge.

According to the legend, if you look into a mirror and chant the name “Candyman” five times, the Candyman will appear and kill you with his hook. For you see, the Candyman is a vicious killer with a bloody hook for a hand. He appears from the mirror, covered in blood and bees and with nothing but murder on his mind.

They say that years ago, Candyman was once a real man. Back in the days of slavery, Candyman was a black slave named Daniel Robitaille, who worked on a plantation in New Orleans. He was a talented painter and was chosen by the Plantation owner to paint a portrait of his daughter.

But Daniel fell in love with the daughter of the white plantation owner. When the racist plantation owner discovered that his daughter and the slave were in love, he raised and angry mob and chased Daniel out of town.

Armed with pitchforks and a pack of dogs, they chased the poor slave across fields and streams. Finally they caught up with the exhausted slave. The evil men cut off his right hand with a rusty saw and then covered him in honey and threw him into a beehive.

The unfortunate Candyman was in terrible pain and died from his injuries, but not before he cursed the men who killed him and vowed to return and exact his revenge. They say his spirit would never rest and now walks the world for all eternity, appearing when his name is called five times.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Thursday, February 5, 2009

he's watching you...


ever wonder if you're really gonna have to pay for everything you've done? if anyone really knows it all? well maybe there is someone with a greater power always watching your every move. think about it...